Take Time Out For A Good Laugh
See More Fun Things Below

While Visiting...Please Do Not Over Feed The Fish


How To Identify If A Cow Has 'Mad Cow Disease'


Have Your Photo Taken For Free


How To Keep An Idiot Busy


Dancing Chicks


Enjoy A Fast Movie

 
Living
Just a line to say I'm living, that I'm not among the dead; Though I'm getting more forgetful, and all mixed up in my head.

I got used to my Arthritis; To my dentures I'm resigned.  I can manage my Bifocals but dear God I miss my mind. For sometimes I can't remember, when I stand at the foot of the stairs if I must go up for something or have I just come down from there?

And there's a time, when it iis dark I stop and hold my head.  I don't know if I'm retiring, or am I getting out of bed?  So if it is my turn to write to you, there's no need of getting sore.  I may think that I have written, and don't want to be a bore.

So remember that I love you and wish that you were near. But now it's nearly mail time, so must say "goodbye dear."  Here I stand before the mail box with a face so very red.  Instead of mailing you a letter, I went and opened it instead.